Gah, sorry sorry sorry. Turns out, I forgot to bring Sam's charger. The laptop died, and a lot of stuff came up here at home so I couldn't go back to the house to look for the charger until today.
I did get Portal 2, though. Lemme tell ya, do you know how you know if a game's gonna be good or not? Simple. You look for one word on the box: Valve. If you see that on the box, you know beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're going to be playing a classic. Valve is like the Pixar of video games.
The countdown's really close to the end. Three hours. I'm kinda worried.