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Sunday, July 4, 2010

O___O

Are you telling me that Paper Mario 3DS is NOT a remake of the original, and is, in fact, an entirely NEEEEEEEW ADVENTURRRRE?!

SPECIAL ABILITIES!
FUNKY ATTAAAAAACKS!

YES, PLEASE. I've been waiting for a new Paper Mario for a while. Shit, man, it's the main reason I started this particular blog! This thing used to be called the "Paper Dimension!" xD

I am going to faint. I am really... REALLY going to faint. ..okay, so not really, but STILL! A NEW ADVENTURE. Now with SPECIAL ABILITIES! And who could forget the FUNKY ATTACKS!!!

"Help! Help!"
PAAAAPERRRRRRRRRR MARRRIIOOOOOOOOOO!

...sorry. That was one of the goofiest commercials ever. xD