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Saturday, June 9, 2007

Kirby Returns (Kaabii part 12)

The wind blew heavily past Kirby's skin as he stood, astonished at the sight in front of him. As he stood, he noticed a strange need to run, but he didn't. Still standing there, he let out a loud scream.

H O S H I- N O - K A A B I I: Shadow Shutdown

A giant beast was sitting at the throne, cunningly staring at Kirby. "So...... Kirby.... where WERE we? Oh...... right...... the part where I kill you. Yes." It fearsomely said. "Don't you......... recognize....... me? I'm.... 0......... remember? 0....2, to be..... EXACT." 02 said fiercely. Kirby remembered, all right. Kirby perfectly remembered the horrifying chase of him and 02, going through Dark Star to save everyone, and he fears he must do it again.

"No, no, don't be afraid, Kirby. I am not here to...... kill you.... despite what I said. I wish to let you in on a little secret. You see, there's something going on here. Something strange. I fear my men are....... trying to..... ugh................................. get........ me....." 02 closed its eye. Kirby slowly stepped towards it, when suddenly, it opened its eye. "BACK AWAY! It's not safe for you to get too close, Kirby.... not safe to..... Just... go. Go, NOW!" 02 yelled. Kirby ran down the volcano as fast as he could, thinking of nothing but what will happen to 02.

At the bottom, in the jungle below, Kirby turns around to see a white dot fly into the skies, and roar. Red liquid flew from it, and rained down from the heavens for a few minutes. Kirby looked at the white dot, and it collapsed onto the volcano summit, which, a few seconds later, erupted. Kirby noticed some red liquid on a fern in front of him. He slowly approached it, curious. When he got close enough, he realized it was.... blood. The white dot--02, had just been bleeding over the skies. Kirby felt sympathy for it. "Me so sori. Me jut wan safty foh fwends," he said.

There was no time to waste, Kirby had to do this now, and fast. He ran to the edge of the jungle, where the volcano began. Hiking up, he wondered what happened to 02. At the summit, there were no traces of it. Just the spire, with the Warp Star at the top. The spire was normal again, perfectly fine. He took it and flew off to Shiver Star-- saving his friends is priority one.

Friday, June 8, 2007

Some Interesting Music For the Interesting Mind! ...That means everyone but Bush.

So, what's with all this "Beyonce" and "Ubastank" crap? Keep in mind, everyone, we WANT to listen to good music! So, in an effort to save the ears of all of...... America, I looked up good music! Or, as some call it... "Video Game Music" and also "Video Game Remixes."

NOW STOP THERE! Move your cursor AWAY from the "back" button, you hear me? And don't even THINK of typing a new web adress! You can trust me when I say this... this music is GOOD. You want rap? You can HAVE it, AND the "radio edit" version! You want Europop/techno? You can have it, because that's what I'm listening to, so I should know. Want rock? We got rock. Want anything? We got it ALL.

I have some albums up on my computer, four, to be exact, and they're called...

"Hedgehog Heaven," "Project: Chaos," the one I'm listening to now, "Bound Together," and "Rise of the Star."

They are AWESOME! A collaboration of experienced minds working together to create utter accomplishments.

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Hedgehog Heaven website:

Project: Chaos website:

Bound Together website:

Rise of the Star website:

I gotta tell you, I LOVE BOUND TOGETHER! It sounds like a cure for child cancer, but it's actually just remixes of EarthBound songs. Possibly my favorite song in it is "Flying Man," a vocal song which is a remix of some sort of...... I dunno. I haven't actually played EarthBound before. Be warned, though, a couple songs have names that... uh... have swear words in them. Some songs have swear words in them themselves, but "Da Black Market" threw in a radio edit.

They really put some depth into this... it's interesting. They included a rock remix of a bunch of beeps! Tell me, how can you turn THIS... ...into a rock song? Or, maybe they remixed the song BEFORE it. I dunno. I hope it's that one. That's the scariest boss EVER. EVER. Especially when you know where Giygas' dialogue comes from...

Okay, after doing research, that song IS a remix of the "beeps" Giygas song. Sweet. (shudder) the battle still freaks me out. That's one scary looking boss.

If you want any more remixes, then check out: for all your VGRemix needs. Tons of awesome songs there, so make sure to look for a good one.

Now, how about Streaming Radio? Yeah, gotta love it. Here's two-- SEGASonic Radio, SSR, with tons of Sonic hits. WTMK radio, for all your favorite Mario songs.

How'z about we take a visit to the local museum? Yeah, I found one we can all enjoy. The Video Game Museum! Check it out sometime, it's quite good. Here's my FAVORITE exhibit: The SNES Music exhibit! Really, check it out, they have listed some of the greatest songs up there, even some EarthBound ones!

So, I hope you've checked each and every link here, for they will all serve you well. CHECK THEM NOW!

Tuesday, June 5, 2007

Pop-up Pops Up.

Hey, if you see a pop-up on my blog (you will), I made it. Make sure to read it. Okay? Okay.
Also, make sure to follow the web adress written in it.

Curious who the characters are?

B= Bowser
D= Doopliss
GG= General Guy

Okay? Okay. If you want further information, take the survey, and play the game.