SPECIAL ABILITIES!
FUNKY ATTAAAAAACKS!
YES, PLEASE. I've been waiting for a new Paper Mario for a while. Shit, man, it's the main reason I started this particular blog! This thing used to be called the "Paper Dimension!" xD
I am going to faint. I am really... REALLY going to faint. ..okay, so not really, but STILL! A NEW ADVENTURE. Now with SPECIAL ABILITIES! And who could forget the FUNKY ATTACKS!!!
"Help! Help!"
PAAAAPERRRRRRRRRR MARRRIIOOOOOOOOOO!
...sorry. That was one of the goofiest commercials ever. xD