Analyzing that paper

Eh, it's morning. It's light enough. So I analyzed that there paper I got. ..I didn't even analyze it, really. I just.. showed you guys it again. Since I don't have a scanner, y'know.

That was freaking weird.

So you know that thing where you get up and get lightheaded and from time to time you'll go blind for a second or two? I think it's called a "dizzy spell."

Well, I got up to go to the toilet, and the blindness kicked in when I was out in the hallway. I kinda lost my sense of direction and bumped into a door. Assuming it was the toilet, I grabbed the handle and was turning it when my vision came to.

There was no door there. Just a wall. So what the hell was I turning?

I've got an appointment with the doctor tomorrow, so I'll be sure to bring that up.

O Noez Where's my expy of totheark?

Yeah, sorry. Slept all day. Got kinda tied up in my own little issues.

After watching back that video, YouTube really fucked up the quality at the end there. You can't tell, but we went about halfway down the alley before turning back. I'll be making a quick video showing the paper I got eventually, since I have no scanner, and there's no "Guitar" guy in my comments. xD

Let's do another vote. What should I do tomorrow?

A) Go back to Sam's house. If she's still there, call the cops.
B) Try actually seriously going down that freaking alley already. Stop wimping out.
C) Try actually seriously digging through that flash drive already. Stop getting lazy.


Or I could just sit around and hope someone emails me regarding some super-important thing. Like maybe the president of the United States of America will be asking me if I know anything about the slender man, 'cause he's terrorizing various states and it's affecting bloggers. And only bloggers. And a couple YouTubers.

..seriously, slendy's not real. >_>

Video footage, investigation of "eat_me_alive." With backup!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMjfrGVSles

So Piranha told me to look for the location in Sam's "eat_me_alive" video. Someone, I think called Tav, told me I should not go alone. So I got my older brother, Nathan, to help. Unfortunately, we had to go at night. Long story. >.>

Will analyze findings soon.

Yeah, gimme a while.

The video we took will be uploaded to YouTube eventually. Internet's not the best tonight. >.>

In the meantime, I'm happy. .w. I ordered the Marble Hornets Season 1 2-Disc DVD collection. >W< And now I'm just kicking back to Coheed & Cambria's "The End Complete." That suite is really growing on me.

Found something! o_o

So I know you guys all voted for D yesterday, and I did D, but I also went ahead and did B as well. 'Cause the Piranha guy told me I should look for the area in "eat_me_alive." So I did.

I did not go alone. I got my brother, Nathan, to go with me in our exploration.

We filmed stuff, checked stuff out. And, uh..

We found the location of "eat_me_alive."


Uploading the video as we speak. My internet seriously sucks tonight, so give it a while.

Now what?

So we clearly have a connection between Progression Enhanced and Fish, Man!, namely

A pond nearby


The Camper comment


Progressive rock


Strings? Tentacles?


Odd obsessions


Blogs shutting down.


I'll look further into this, sure, but.. I think I might look into other stuff today, as well.

More of Fish, Man!

Let's see what happened next in the world of Patrick Endelhog.

Third Post Today!

Lampshading the spam. ..though he thinks it's not really spam. o_o

Bigger Fish... Out of the Sea?

 More strange noises.

Where is the Bigger Fish?

Noises and.. creepy comments.

 Fish Doesn't Look Like a Word Anymore it Just Looks Like Fish


Patrick's mental state seems to be degrading, and then we have a comment from "Dolphin," insisting that Patrick has nothing to worry about.

Show Time or Sleeping with the Fishes


Patrick actually decides to take action? Oh shit!
..then we have that comment, there. The Camper guy. From Progression Enhanced. He's saying pretty much the same thing, too.

FISH.


Whoo, action! >D Kay, what's the next screenshot?

......oh.

Fish, Man screenshots!

Got in contact with a man named Roger Endelhog. He said Fish, Man! was his brother's blog. I got the screenshots from him.

FISH
Patrick Endelhog. He seems kinda odd. >.> ...Peter Rivers? o_o You commented on this blog?

The Bigger Fish in the Sea

It took Patrick a good few months to post again, apparently.

Out of the Pond

Following an oddity at a pond.

Fish and Traffic

...o_o; This is a weird blog.

Voices by the Pond


..I mean.. what? o_o Oh hey, spam. xD

The Fish in the Stereo

Yes' "The Fish (Schindleria Praematurus)" is mentioned. I like that song. .w.

Odd Fish?

Oh dear. D: Patrick had a run-in with a nasty fish, I see. And.. Peter commented again. What, did you frequent this place?

Yes? No Thanks

Aw, he didn't like it. D: Oh well. Prog's an acquired taste. ..more spam, whoo!

 Come Visit Me Please


Loneliness, odd noises, and odd comments.

Will continue this in a separate entry.

Distracted! xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMcgL3hgMYM&feature=feedu

Sorry! Entry #38 of Marble Hornets is up. So I had to watch it. .w. I love this series, you know. That's one of the reasons I love investigating what happened to Sam-- it's like being in Marble Hornets, kinda.

I'll get back to my research.

Like Twitter But Not

Somehow, I don't think this is the Fish, Man! blog.

I also found this in my searches.

Will keep looking.

They're expecting me, but I've got work to do

Well, yesterday's vote was unanimous-- today, I'm going to research Fish, Man! and see if I can find anything out about it.

I need to do something to cleanse the monotony of my life.

My own mind divided into hollow hemispheres

God, I've felt like shit lately. I haven't felt like even going on my blog, let alone checking through those neverending videos and photos on that damn flash drive. Now I know how Jay must have felt, with those bags of tapes in Marble Hornets.

Don't worry about me, though. I've just had some rough nights. That's all. I'm gonna resume my investigation. That odd video I found has piqued my interest. And there was that comment on "eat_me_alive" that suggested looking for the area in the clip-- great idea. :D

I've been checking out various other blogs on the internet. There are some interesting analyses of the slender man, people who claim to be stalked by him (and even some other creature called the "Archangel" o_o), and then there was one interesting piece. It was for this blog called Still Remains Within. I've decided to take a screenshot of it. Just for kicks. xD

LISTEN WELL WILL YOU MARRY MARRY MARRY

Here, the Peter Rivers guy (I think he's one of my followers!) posts (or a hacker posts) both a lyrical excerpt from Coheed & Cambria's "The Suffering" (Good Apollo, I'm Burning Star IV Volume One: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness-- amazing album), and a reference to tentacles. I found this interesting, because..

..well...

I seem to be following something to do with tentacles and prog, don't I? There, I've gone out with it. I'm not stupid. I have noticed the tentacle-shaped phenomena in various videos and photographs I've posted, and then there was Sam's drawing of the Epping AquaTarkus.

Now, I don't want to say Sam encountered the creature seen in her dreams, 'cause that's almost impossible, unless she actually saw it in her dreams after seeing it in reality. Still, it's extremely unlikely, all the same. Most likely, she's had some equally-tentacled creature, like.. maybe one of her friends got a tentacled thing and pranked her with it. Maybe even the slender man got to her, I don't know; anything but EAT. That's seriously ridiculous.

Really, the rational train of thought here tells us that Sam got pranked/found a normal tentacled creature, then she went to talk to her doctor and he highly advised her to shut down the blog. I mean, seriously. She was clearly developing an obsession with Tarkus. Her blog was the perfect method for her to obsess over it. We have no idea how she acted outside of Progression Enhanced; for all we know, her obsession was noticeably affecting her behaviour.

Continuing my logical assumptions, the doctor probably advised her to shut down the blog, and she did. In the  months since then, she's prolly moved to England. And who knows? She may not really be dead. She might have just.. been high. Withdrawal from her Tarkus obsession, you know?

..if it makes you guys feel any better, I'll throw a vote. What should I do tomorrow?

A) Visit Sam's house again. If she's seriously dead, call cops.

B) Check for the location in "eat_me_alive."

C) Put my ass into gear and seriously check out more of that flash drive.

D) Do research on that Fish, Man! blog.

I'll give one of those a try, but we're throwing a vote. I know there are people reading this, like that Piranha person.

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Found this in my camera.

Flash Drive: "eat_me_alive"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC3qM0cYhNg&feature=channel_video_title

This standalone video's filename bears resemblance to that of the earlier Notepad. The video seems to freeze or pause multiple times. That might either be a glitch, or Sam edited it to point things out.

Flash Drive: "tripdownB"

I found the follow-up to "tripdownA." I have no idea who that other person is. o_o

Flash Drive: Notepad titled "EATING ME"

Well. I think we're going to get some answers now.

It is eating me alive from within, tearing at my pores and forcing my insides out through whatever openings they can find.

Oh, my god, please help.dddddddddddd It really hurts

It wants to eat the topographic ocean.

It wants to eat epping forest.

It's already eating its way out.

No one runs faster than it eats.

It eats so fast.

It is eating me alive from within, tearing at my pores and ngjjgjfhergidgddtrrfcirn rough whatever openings they can find.

Please believe me, mom. It is eating its way out of the pond. It wants to eat the topographic ocean.

If it eats the topogapaghic oeawen we'll all ciie. Itf iwl get full control of the wsolrdd's watefd and rplace it with its ikjn.

y vidsoon is alreyad getting foggy. It's eating my eyes from the inside.

It's eating its way out.

No one runs faster than it eats.

No one runs faster than it.

It's eating so fast.

Sleep on, fly on. In your mind, it can eat.

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In your ind, it can meat.

Its teeth grin oddly today. They seem more jagged than normal.

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I'm my own planet.

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turns and runs nothing can stop it

along every river and canal its power is grownig

It is invincible.

Hybrid children watch the sea

Pray for father, roaming free.

Face the thing that should not be.

This started to catch the attention of the unbranched.

Every nerve torn apart. My ship, the rocinante, aaaar9fdkoix

Swimming, disappearing, hellish dream, flooding into the dark eternal night.

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Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends.

..or maybe not.

Flash Drive: "feedback"

I found a standalone video. I don't recognize the location or anything at all.

Flash Drive: "questionmark1"

So one of the first things I noticed about the original videos I posted was that they all had names that implied multiple parts. I'm looking specifically for "questionmark," "static," and "tripdown." I found the first questionmark, and here you go.

Flash Drive: Photos part 2

Flash Drive: Photos part 1

Stuff.

I've found all kinds of interesting things in the flash drive, but oh my god my internet sucks today. It'll take me a while to upload stuff.

Flash Drive: "tripdownA" plus photo

This appears to be the only photograph in the initial flash drive.. thing. Everything else is inside the folder in the video. I thought this was special, so I uploaded it. There is also a video.

Anything uploaded from the flash drive past this entry is from that huge folder shown in the video.

I will try to filter what gets posted and what doesn't. Only the interesting.

Flash Drive: "questionmark2"

Up the stairs? Is that Sam's room, I wonder? And that song.. I recognize that song, without a doubt. That's Genesis' "The Battle of Epping Forest."

Flash Drive: "staticB"

This was the first video on the flash drive. I think Sam made this. This whole flash drive was probably hers.

Well, I cracked that flash drive!

So I checked it. I love this video camera, guys; I really do.

Will upload contents of flash drive as I get to them. Judging from how Blogger responds to videos, the videos I find on here may take a bit.

Tesco helps.

My brother told me to bring my camera with me to Tesco, as we were going to get some drinks. ..so there you go, I recorded this. Going there really helped; I feel so much better now. .w.

I think I'm going to take a crack at that flash drive now.

Life, the universe, and leave me alone.

I'd check through that damn flash drive, but just fuck it for now. Please. I got my daily figurative kick in the face, courtesy of life. I hate it when this happens. And yet it happens every day.

Sorry. I feel horrible. I'm emotionally unstable, have been for months now. This whole Sam deal, the investigation, it's an obsession I've needed for a while now. It takes my mind off of things. But right now, my emotions have gone well past the point of getting distracted by something. So just.. give me a bit. A night, tops. I'll check out the flash drive.

I took a walk, part 3: Findings

You may have noticed that the video last entry fucks up at the end. Well, yeah. Lemme tell you what happened. There was nothing different in there. Sam was still there. Though I actually looked around this time. This was on one of the chairs, so I took it and left.

I thought I saw some thin cables up the stairs. I might check up there next time.

In the meantime, I'm checking out this flash drive.

I took a walk, part 2: Video FINALLY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivlucKZYEcM

Uploaded to YouTube. Finally. Like I said, the camera deleted the first half the video. Here's the second.

I took a walk, part 2: Video

..FUCK IT WON'T UPLOAD.

I also recorded a lot, but FIRST OF ALL, the camera suddenly decided to erase most of it. Now Blogger won't upload the stuff I did record.

I took a walk, part 1: Photographs

Hey, guys! I took a walk down today. I love my camera, so I took it with me. And I took some pictures!

I admit, my video camera isn't the best photo-taker in the world. But I passed by this dark alley, and oooooh, it's so spooky. >w< I keep expecting to see the slender man in there. So I snap'd that shot.

There's a lot of cool things in here-- a suspicious door leading to a suspicious dark alley, an awesome old-looking pillar.. and.. uh.. a trash can! 8D

That's a cool building. I dunno. I felt like taking a picture.

I don't even need to say what's awesome about this picture.